My Incredible journey

This is my story. My name is Slingshot Featherwing ... before,that was my name and that was it. Of course, that was until a few day into my wanderlust I met a gnome. He was trying to make his donkey move with a ton of Gnomish objects on the donkey's back. He was busier then a kender at a carnival. I had just come up to the the gnome when ... VOOOM a gnomish object shot up to the air and Exploded. It was what the gnome decided to call a firebird bottle (since everything caught on fire.) Later, after having stopped most of the fire, I helped the gnome on his donkey, stuck my Hoopak at a 45 degree angle, pulled it back, let it loose, and it smacked right into the donkey's butt. The donkey ran faster then an accused kender. Unfortunately, a rope was hanging out of the pack the gnome carried and ... well I had a "Nice" ride. Anyway, we just stopped at Mount Nevermind and I was rushed to what the Gnomes called an ER or an Ewwww Room, I was bloodier then ... well I was really bloody. After that ordeal, I met a Gnome with a lifequest to record a kender's journeys. So with that we were off on a new trail. His name was Rushersonofbombsandaway ... or Rusher. We went through the normal paths encountering zombies, wolves, giant spiders, ogers with two heads and one just two eyes, half men half catlike creatures the normal stuff. Then in the next month it happened. We were on our way to the Island of Death to get a gem...I remembered my mother told me tales about it... when I met a black robed mage. I went up to him and asked him if he knew where the island was. Unfortunately, he was busy trying to take over the world or something. I knocked over one of his magic rocks and a monster nearly tore him to pieces. So for nearly killing him, he cast a spell on me and Rusher combining me into a half-kender half-gnome. Unfortunately realizing that he created the most dangerous being on Krynn, he tried to destroy me. It was about that time that the transformation finished and I was stumbling around like a drunk human. I stumbled into another rock and released the beast that nearly tore him a part the first time. This time he was not so lucky. So I went on my way to Death Island while the Beast munched happily on the Mage. And that is how I became a Half-Gnome Half-Kender. Now how I got my Nickname, that is an insanely different story. This is my story. My name is Singshot Featherwing ... before, that was my name and that was it. Of course that was until a few day into my wanderlust when I met a gnome. He was tring to make his mule move with a ton of Gnomish objects on the mule's back. He was busier then a kender at a carnival. I had just came up to the the gnome when ... VOOOM a gnomish object shot up to the air and Exploded. It was what the gnome decied to call a firebird bottle (since everything caught on fire.) Later after having stopped most of the fire, I helped the gnome on his mule, stuck my Hoopak at a 45 degree angle, pulled it back, let it loose, and it smacked right into the mule's butt. The mule ran faster then a kender running from someone who accused him of stealing his pouch (I was keeping it safe for him). Unfortunately, a rope was hanging out of the pack the gnome carried and ... well I had a "Nice" ride. Anyway, we just stopped at Mount Nevermind when I was rushed to what the Gnomes called an ER or an Ewwww Room. It was bloodier then ... well I was really bloody. After that ordeal, I met a Gnome with a lifequest to record a kenders journys. So with that we were off on a new trail. His name was Rushersonofbombsandaway ... or Rusher. We went through the normal paths encountering zombies, wolves, humen, ogers with two heads and one just two eyes, half men half catlike creatures the normal stuff. Then in the next month it happened. We were on our way to the Island of Death to get a gem (I remembered my mother told me tales about it) when I met a black robed mage. I went up to him and asked him if he knew where the island was. Unfortunately, he was busy trying to take over the world or something ... anyways I knocked over one of his magic rocks and a monster nearly tore him to pieces. So for nearly killing him he cast a spell on me and Rusher combining me into a half-kender half-gnome. Unfortunately, realizing that he created the most dangerous being on Krynn, he tried to distroy me. It was about that time the transformation finished and I was stumbling around like a drunk human. I stumbled into another rock and released the beast that nearly tore him a part the first time. This time he was not so lucky. So I went on my way to Death Island while the Beast munched happly on the Mage. And that is how I became a Half-Gnome Half-Kender.