Kiffland's Wanderlust Story

by: Kiffland Ruffleather

Hi! I'm Kiffland Ruffleather. Call me Kiff! Well, when I had my first
wanderlust attack, I was..Mmm..."HEY! MIRAGE! HOW OLD WAS I WHEN I STARTED?!" Oh.
Mirage is a silver dragon. "You were 15. Now lemme sleep!" My, dragons are so
cranky! Well, I was 15...I think I'm 16 now...Hmm...Well, anywho, I was getting
ready to go, and boy! It was like my Day of Life Gifts! And my birthday was a
month ago! My mom gave me maps of Ansalon. My brother Tizzland (Tizzle) gave
me POUCHES! My dad gave me my very first hoopak, and I was off! Well, a week
later, I was in Palanthas. They threw me out for some reason and called me a
thief! A THIEF! The nerve of them! ..But I found a cool ring! Then I ran into a
draconian. He was frothing at the mouth and he talked to himself! How awesome
was THAT?! I think his name is Kzzaacgaaaggghhh!!! Well, he wanted to eat me,
and it sounded interesting, so I'm all "OKAY!" Then he gets a giant pot, put
me in it, added water, carots, potatoes, tomatoes, onions, and peas. "Are you
making soup? Your doing it WRONG! Were is the stew meat? And you need broth!
And corn! It isn't stew without the corn!" So I got out to Show Kzzaacgaaaggghhh
(Kzza for short) The Proper way to do it. Well, he got mad and attacked me.
Kzza used his somewhat puny wings to lunge. Then WOOOSSHHH!! He flew into the
pot! I looked up at a huge silver dragon! He was laughing for some reason. "Hi!
I'm Kiffland Ruffleather,call me Kiff! Who are you? Why are you laughing?"I
blabbered happily. "Greetings, Kendermaid. I am Mirage. Plus, didn't you see
it? That stupid draconian flew right into the pot!" I ended up laughing with
him, and we ate some yummy strange soup out of the pot, and became friends!